I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny.
Prompt: Nerd!Jim & Punk!Bones with their kids.
Jim was the most traditional looking parent on the play ground. He was well prepared with two small sweaters, juice boxes and carrot sticks at his side and a book in his hand to go with the glasses almost falling off his nose Unlike the other parents however, he didn’t seem terribly concerned by the broad shouldered man with the copious amounts of tattoos sitting at the other end of the bench, just watching the kids play. A few people whispered and shot the dark haired, noticeably pierced, man nervous looks. One was finally about to approach Jim and tell him that the stranger had been watching the two children Jim had brought with him when the little boy fell headlong into the pavement.
Two long steps and a little shushing later the tattooed man was smoothing a bandaid over the scraped elbow before giving it a kiss and sending the boy on his way. Jim smiled fondly at Bones, giving him a chaste kiss before the doctor sat back down.
“Think they’ll stop staring at you now?”
“Nah, it will probably make it worse. A lot funnier though.”
Okay, so the first picture I drew in response to this post because I can’t resist Kiliel prompts. Then isoleucian decided it was a good idea to tell me that their poses should be reversed … and I couldn’t really argue with that so the second picture came into being!
Humorous story relating to this picture: I was texting my sisters about drawing Kili and trying to say “It seems that he has enough hair on the rest of him to make up for the lack on his face.” Of course a typo plus autocorrect changed it to this: “It seems that he has enough hair on the rear of him to make up for the lack on his face.”
Equally as true and twice as amusing.
Anyway, enjoy. If you want to color these, feel free (just credit me). I’m lazy and don’t like coloring but I’ll try to remember to do it.
OH MY GOD THIS IS ONE OF TE GREATEST THINGS EVER.
I bet Grace planted the thought in his mind. Like one day when Steve is hanging out with Danny and is lost in a good rant she mentions having seen someone shut another person by kissing them on tv and “that would totally work on Danno, don’t you think Uncle Steve?” *innocent face*
'Steve. You got to get Steve. He's still down there.'
Wanna bet what Danny was thinking the moment he got out while Steve was still down there?
30 Day Shipping Meme
Day 1: What is your current favorite ship?
Day 2: What was your very first ship?
Day 3: A pairing that needs to happen now.
Day 4: The pairing with the most chemistry.
Day 5: The pairing with the least chemistry.
Day 6: The best kiss.
Day 7: The most heartbreaking scene.
Day 8: The pairing with the most baggage.
Day 9: The most believable relationship.
Day 10: Why aren’t these two married?
Day 11: What is your dream pairing?
Day 12: Who had the best wedding?
Day 13: What is your favorite movie pairing?
Day 14: What is your favorite book pairing?
Day 15: What is your favorite real life pairing?
Day 16: What is the absolute worst pairing?
Day 17: A pairing you never thought would work, but did.
Day 18: What is the cutest pairing?
Day 19: A pairing you’ve rooted for since the beginning.
Day 20: The can’t-stand-the-sexual-tension pairing.
Day 21: A pairing you like and no one else understands why.
Day 22: A pairing you hate and no one understands why.
Day 23: A crazy love triangle/quadrilateral that worked out great.
Day 24: A crazy love triangle/quadrilateral that worked out badly.
Day 25: A pairing that was/would-be adorable, but could never work out.
Day 26: A pairing that you hated and ended up loving.
Day 27: A pairing that you loved and ended up hating.
Day 28: A pairing that you will never understand.
Day 29: What ship had the bed proposal?
Day 30: Your favorite pairing forever and ever and ever!
they can never stay broken up for more than 24 hours
I never knew daylight could be so violent.
Scott Caan has a magnificent behind so this happened.
**Pairing: Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams
**Warning: potty mouth, inaccuracy of police work, mention of sexuality struggle (I couldn’t help making light things a little heavy jfc)»if there’s something I described about it that you feel not quite right, please let me know!
**Background: This is vaguely set during season 2 when Cath and Gabby are off somewhere. (My setting here is that both couples are taking a break.) And Lori has a crush on Steve (that pains me ;_____; Loriiiiiiii my bb come here, Steve doesn’t deserve your affection) (not that Steve deserves Danny’s either) (what) Anywaysssssss, it isn’t really in the canon timeline, so I guess you can read it as an AU? IDK brah whateves
Steve can’t take his eyes off of a certain…behind. It’s becoming a problem. And his team is slowly coming to realizations. Which makes it that much worse.