Karl Urban Character Photo Challenge.
#NO#okay okay but my mind just went boom#and imagine#academy mckirk#something happens and they were both too drunk to remember#but somehow bones ends up with blonde hair#he’s pretty sure it’s jim’s fault#jim says they can just fix it back again#but bones says he never wants to get hair dye anywhere near his hair again#jim laughs for a day and then grabs the still very grumpy bones and drags him out to their favorite bar#and that’s the story of how bones was blonde for a couple of weeks#and jim had to take pictures#i mean how could he resist#so he has this picture saved somewhere on his padd#and he pulls it up whenever someone needs a good laugh ( spacedarlin )
"hey bones, I love you. I also love you in a different timeline where you’re a german girl and I’m a well endowed italian man."
"hey bones, I love you. I also love you in a different timeline where we’re both penguins in rival penguin gangs."
"hey bones, I love you. I also love you in a different timeline where I’m santa and you’re the grumpy easter bunny."
"hey bones, I love you. I also love you in a different timeline where—" "JIM, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Winona is skeptical, to say the least.
"Oh, come on." Amanda sighs, digging through their shared closet before yanking out something way more revealing than Winona would have chosen herself—which was likely the precise reason Amanda had decided to help her. "He’s a friend of Chris’s who Sarek knows pretty well. He thinks you’d get along."
"So much so that we can’t even meet before we go on a date? Man, what if he’s repulsive and rude?"
Amanda rolled her eyes and tossed the dress at Winona’s face, muffling her. “Shut up and put this on. It’s time you did something with your weekend.”
"I’m not going on a blind date, Chris."
"You’ll like her.” Chris was grinning, and George knew that this was probably more about his amusement than George’s benefit. “I’ve heard great things.”
"From a Vulcan? Yeah, I can hear the scintillating conversation now. ‘You are not starving to death, as that would be illogical and I highly doubt that you haven’t eaten in so long as to cause expiration.’"
"Vulcans don’t use contractions," Chris smirked. "Come on. It’ll be fun."
Winona was regretting her bold choice of lipstick when she walked into the restaurant.
George was wondering if he’d have to eat vegetarian.
Their thoughts completely flew out of their heads when their eyes met.
The rest is history.
you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
The life and adventures of Emma Swan.
Cell 213 (2010) - I like this movie, it’s a pretty good offering in the not-particularly-graphic horror genre and yer man might be a bit of an asshole, but in the grand scheme of a movie where pretty much everyone is an asshole, he’s by far not the worst…oh yeah, and the perma-stubble is very sexy….
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard